Kaliah 05/24/2026
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Hi from my phone
You do, it's over to the right
Yeah this area is kind of annoying, I wish the towers were labeled somehow
I also just hate Heaven in general though for this sort of crap, it always has to have these huge areas nobody wants
Not those shadows. The ones you're looking for make a weird wee woooo noise.
They sound very angry.
Yep, those. The thing you're attacking right now, there's like 300 of those in this giant ass room. They take about an hour and a half for me and I typically spam dice, or kill them all with Lucy who always ends up massively overleveled from this.
Because Lucy does huge damage with her knife.
Yeah, see it goes way faster there. Doesn't make it fun, though.
Don't worry, you'll take less damage as she levels. The only good thing about this is you get a shit ton of coins and xp from it. You also can kill them with your entire party if you want to spread out the xp and coins.
Yeah I really recommend you go through this doing them in rows, or at very very least with some pattern. You do not want to be wandering around looking for the last shadow.
You get a dialog that says they have all been defeated.
Oof I hope you have enough potions
dam, what's this now?
got up to 63
you have to kill that thing?
what the hell is that?
paladin!
oh gods it's this
how many
there is that one minor scale note in that level up sound right before the octave jump and it really, really bothers me
was this the really annoying one
with the 10 second break
lmao
I'm not even 100 percent this is the worst one. idk if this is the one I meant. But it might be
I think you can go all the way through the side to check how many rows are left?
ahahaha
ok I thought you could
oh man when I played the game I didn't know that this would even lead to anything. So I was sitting there oding this for hours just hoping that something good would come out of it, fully prepared that it might be a complete waste of time lmao
exactly
Yeah this whole thing is dumb, this'd be a fair challenge but not with literally 400 of these.
is it actually 400
And yeah I calculated, last time I did this I think I calculated based on how many coins you gained and it was like 380 or something, the math might've been a little bit off but it's 400 give or take
oh man that's right I think I even eventually left so I could go back and get more potions before coming back out here. The trauma returns
You can go buy them yes.
yup
the only problem is now you have to actually haul your ass all the way back in bounds.
This whole heaven area is just stupidity. I'm okay with this game for the most part but I do not like heaven. Like at all.
stab: a stabbing story. Stab 2: the stabbening.
Both because of the dumb areas and it gets a bit too spiritual for me. But maybe that's just my agnostic brain talking lol.
Just the tower
I did find it particularly weird when all of a sudden we were battling saint peter. Like out of nowhere. Like how did we end up here?
holy shit that did not even take remotely as long as I thought it would.
lmao
impact is dice I think?
I love the characters who have like a huuuuuuuugely expensive stat.
wait isn't impact the strikes?
Yeah. Kelly gets this with strength too.
so the answer is strength? question mark?
is this in the manual?
I can go look it up
Uh, I'm not 100% sure if it's strength or impact.
oh you already got the manual up lmao
ok so impact
I want to maybe say strength but I'm not very sure.
Well that manual is useless
that explenation sucks
thanks aaron that is ridiculously helpful and explains so much
Strength is cheaper though so you may be able to get more points in it.
this kinda makes me wonder if he himself even knew what he was doing with the numbers here or if he just kinda messed around and ended up with something that's like oh whatever, good enough, and then this is why it's reflected like this in the manual
same lmao
heaven is a huge mostly silent and empty rectangular box. Good to know
so is this place to be fair
Doesn't sound like I wanna go there then, living in a giant open box for eternity would suck.
Opened and closed box
did you already complete the first tower?
So you're not a cat then
Paradoxical box. You have 1.
is that the one where you have to fight your party, I forget the one you finished. or is that the stella one?
Cats unconditionally love boxes. You can't argue
No, that's the third tower. Hopefully Lucy doesn't become a problem.
Because you have to fight her.
that's why I told you yesterday ot keep yoru party balanced :D
Nah you can get your others up, it'll burn more potions though. Whether I'm too lazy or not depends on mood though lol.
It did, you're taking one less hit to kill them
Not really a whole lot
Ross
you can also face the entire party as the entire party for extra reward
And everyone else depending, but that challenge is 100% optional gives you nothing but coins and xp.
No, so fighting her with Ross is not optional, you have to do that to progress the game. But fighting her with everyone else is optional, there’s this challenge where you face every combination of characters, like Ross faces everyone, Kelly faces everyone, on and on, and once you finish That you get a bunch of coins and experience. It’s optional though past Ross.
Pretty sure this is also exactly what I did lol
I love shawna and her spells.
lmao aaron out of game design ideas be like:
I wonder how many of these are there, 50 maybe.
no way, actually?
I mean technically you don't necessarily have to do this to profess without the reward rifjr
yes
How come auto correct corrects correct words to ones that make no sense and then doesn't correct the obvious mistakes thanks apple. This used to work. Fix it
you stop learning dragon strike scrolls way before 100 though like in 60s maybe?
Sorry couldn't immediately type, was putting dinner, yes from my last calculation of it I got somewhere around 380 shadows. I could've been a little off but it came out to about 400, give or take.
ok this should help with the party balancing thing
there is, I think the brunt of the experience goes to your primary character. So right now the others are leveling, but ross is also so he'll always stay ahead of them and it won't equalise. Maybe use some of your level up herbs if you still any.
Hehehehehehe
Yeah, you may as well use them because they become useless after you unlock, technically they still work but do literally the same exact thing as saving at any time.
I love how you can lsice at ghosts with knife.
hello there
Right?
you gonna fight all 2500 of those?
2500?
You shall hear the sounds of the ghosts in your dreams
Nah there's not 2500
oh, thought it was
No. There's about 400, give or take. At least from what I calculated.
the death sound is the BSOD hack
You're right and now I will not unhear that lmao
it's just a cut part that's just looped. I just realised that lol
at least after this you will be able to hear hidden items and save from the menu.
save points were cool but got annoying after awhile.
yeah I'm glad manamon didn't have that problem
play both manamons lol
also five rows doesn't mean five shadows right since each row has multiple?
Manamon, AKA grinding hell worse than paladin's grinding.
I didn't find that tbh.
I liked manamon so so much better than this game.
what mic are you using, sounds like a het set one. also grinding in manamon2 is better than one, but grinding wasn't all that bad
A lot of people say that, but I think I prefer this game over Manamon
some of the puzzles are mad annoying but the game at large is ok. also the grinding in there makes sense with cool enemies since it's pokemon style creatuers. here it's just... idk what the fuck random shit lmao
I think that's what bores me about it actually, both just the grinding up creatures and I could never get invested in the storylines.
also early game grinding is easy. just kill globular, caccone over and over.
and tadder ocasionally
aaron's stories wern't all that grabbing tbh, fighting is what I want.
Now imagine you didn't switch to screen reader and had the uninterruptible sapi messages for each enemy damage
Yeah. Aaron never had the best stories imo but for some reason this game rabbed me more than manamon did. I'm not sure what about it but for some reason nothing about manamon ever really jumped out at me.
did you know, some blindy managed to decript these sounds? it happend some time this year actually, it was thought to be inpossible before then lol
well at least in this game the adult writing speaking aptterns for the characters makes sense since they are actually adults, unlike manamon.
yeah paladin sounds ahve been around for years bro
also blindies haven't done shit, blindies just got their toy claude code
oh really? the circles I have bin in said so, interesting. me personally I wanna mess with save files to do shit to brake things
No, Paladin sounds have been around since 2019 at least.
they do exist. again curtesy of claude code. not just the sounds, but being able to edit the save and other data.
what, save editor? I am just know learning about this.
Yeah I haven't seen Manamon 2's sounds around.
lol the voice.
what voice is this anyway
save editor?
how much do the blastbay voices cost?
20 dollars.
I think
I wonder who voiced those anyway?
wait wich voices?
Oh god no. Nobody wants that.
lol that erminds ome of pg13
they used the john voice for so long
Pg13? Who's that
who knows?
some random person?
I hate when that happens.
KamiKitsune do you actually not know lmao? Just checking since you seem to be new to the community.
no no, I do hahaha.
also speaking of pg13 that website is still fucked :( Thankfully other places host the archive.
You're very welcome about the website lmao
You will, if you refresh the map
What is it with this game and teehee, it's kind of cringey
excuse me?
a ghost's, shadow?
I am a ghost's shadow.
You'd better not fight me.
hey arron, why do we not have footsteps? no answer? cool
Those things to the right
I just noticed that the left wall tone pulses and I don't think the other ones do and now I can't unhear it
bro even released a new wall sound patch, but couldn't get us steps.
You go left of the person, and then the right
I was playing this game some time ago then I ragequited because of the simon fight.
On wait no the others pulse too but I can't hear it on the right one specifically lol
To me it always felt like the walls are shaking.
this ship has a lot of unexplained places.
Yeah, like a drug factory and a palace for some random drunk dude?
actually the sound data file does have footsteps but they go unused. it's wood tiles though.
Yay Save it oh wait
fuck that noise no way I was using that one.
Hey it was sort of in rhythm of the song.
Lmao casting destruction of the heavens in hevaen, I bet the big man is real proud watching from his palace.
if it was rhythm bassed I don't think I would have mined
Damn bro really sent all in on yelling that particular strike shout
oh you think that's bad?
wait till you get to toxic storm
I hate that scroll. It has exactly one use and is far too stupid for it.
what was the final boss of the first tower again?
it's how you can tell that these people with you are kinda different, the version of you're friends in heaven I mean
A post game boss. That is literally the only place toxic storm is useful.
shadow of death? hmm, this sounds rather hell like.
welcome to hell, in heaven
You have to play with it, don't worry if you get it wrong they just dump you at the door.
a land shark, so, a garchomp? interesting.
that's the only way you get it. you just trial and error.
stairs I think
I think to get there you need another teleporter. one was for the switch another is for the stairs.
The switches change the destination of the teleporters.
I'm not 100% sure what the right combination is but there is some combination of switches you want.
It only gets worse sadly.
I like this tower's track for some reason
Hi useless item lol
Your last tower is in my opinion the most annoying one by far.
Let's just say you have to find a person in a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuge open room
I think the biggest trial more than judgement, fear, truth or whatever else, are unnecessarily big wide open rooms and maizy areas with dead ends, while having no fucking footsteps.
The problem is that once you're done with this part of the game there will be another part of the game
yeah and wait till you get to postgame
visit my shop!
Please load code.key
garchomp
battle dance!
oh yeah that's the gate
Oh yes I think I remember that, wasn't that in the gate?
Tje stupid ficking bats lmao
fuck you aaron. you piece, of, shit! Be glad you're not here, man!
hahahahahahahah
talks to random stranger Yeah, I love you.
Pretty sure I wasn't actually that mad for real. At least at that specific part. It did feel really really really good though
I also like the 6 year old baby dragon rage. That was for audio moto championship.
I told you
all you're friends will fight ross, If I remember correctly
now, you must pay for your dallying.
you failed it I think
I hate this scroll fuck this scroll.
god dam kelly is tanky.
Not really.
You might have too big of a level gap.
yeah ross is like 50 something.
as I said before, fuck. that. noise.
it will go through all the chracters btw. kelly, then the others. all have to face ross.
nah main this ain't gon work.
how many level up herbs do you have
You might have to grind those low leveled people.
oh that won't help much. dam. you may have to grind here for a while
Yeah this is why I did the timer thing lmao
what is the level gap do you know?
If you slow down timers with cheat engine the strikes become a lot more forgiving
you can also make all the strikes ccost one beep lmao
It's about 10 levels
asuming cheat engine
oh my god
there is a 13 level gap
that's bad
Ooof yeah that's your issue, a 13 level gap
how many level up herbs do you got?
you can chat but it will be hard
I mean cheat that stupid keyboard
do you have the paladin cheet table that was published
that has a thing that can make all scrolls cost one beep I think.
also yes leveling is stupidly with that thing
easliy
speaking of cheating, anyone know where I can get the save editor, I wanna mess around and brake shit
pres alt and from the menu I think
also you need to load the talking lua script thing for the table to speak.
So did you finish with the annoying shadows of death?
your tables might not read then.
I think I got it, hold on I will send you a dropbox link
yeah the lua script turns the tables into tre views that uses sapi to read them.
this might be a bad idea but... https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/9az38pa1zvfmlxfzbcory/Addresslist-Access.lua?rlkey=fen44iz0zpdec61fjg3atcgxv&dl=1
Um I dunnow what you're doing but we aren't hearing speech.
yeah that's the right thing I think
put it in you're cheat engine folder in program files I think? hold on, I will check
ok, put it here. "C:\Program Files (x86)\Cheat Engine 6.7\autorun\Addresslist Access.lua"
yeah
enter I Think
Hello hello.
How are we?
Have you gotten to the shadow things yet?
Nice
Now once you finish with this you have a choice to make.
dam
because it's something to do with buying it I think? not totaly sure
God says you must make sure your useless companions are not useless, or else you will be banished to game over hell. The holy bible says so. Didn't you know it's one of the 10 commandments?
Yeah and that sound isn't in my dump of Psycho Strike sounds.
wait wich sound?
Do you want to know what the fantastic reward is?
Yeah must be Cheat Engine, except why do they keep doing that laugh thing?
coins
10000 experience for everyone and I think it's 2 thousand gold for everyone or something.
also the laugh thing is cheat engine
you could just add another 0 to the end of the impact.
Hahaha fair.
Do you like when the Cheat Engine laughs as you?
Happy haloween.
Oh god damn.
Um, that's the problem with cheating.
It came back to bite ya, huh?
Gabrial's got a real mean streek.
You don't like when the Cheat Engine laughs at you? It thinks your runny!
funny
Now as far as I remember, this last tower is really weird in multiple ways.
I am good speller and also grammar s person.
The last tower is a piece of trash
XD
Tower of regret
regret I think
Tower of Brin.
Well thanks I feel loved.
It's the Tower of Psycho Strike.
Delicious money.
now, it's the tower of biiiiiiig maps with not much in them but dead ends
My favorite activity is always to eat the coins. Munch munch.
Tower of rage.
Tower of depression.
love this battle music
Tower of fjgfadasjlkhwedrjtrjwqsgfdfgrrqwtqrjrtq.
Such sweet depression. Sad music, no atmosphere.
Isn't this supposed to be heaven BTW?
Tower of insanity
Oh I know, it's the Tangeria Tower!
I think there's a gap in the right wall you need to go through.
no ambience pluss no footsteps pluss big room equals get lost yayayayayayayayayay!
Insanityyyyyy! Came to my head from scramble. Lol
Oh my god yes loool.
The wall says, a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a.
That fucking thing
streams scramble
Can Libby do the apshpshpshpshpsh?
ouch
That psh hurt my soul more than any punch ever could.
Sucker psh.
Wapsh
That doesn't work either. Libby, what kind of synth do you call yourself when you can't punch anythin?
jaws for windows is ready
Now, you find the northern stairs.
Now find some stairs
You have to save all the people, because they're stupid and can't save themselves.
Because the game is annoying and will scream if you don't find the person
because aaron likes to extend game time
Well then, clearly Mr. Saveson Smith hasn't gotten the message through to these stupid people.
the enemy pallets in these areas are so weird. We have regret incarnates and...goblins?
It does the most pathetic lame scream ever.
I think on level 5 it does.
Yes
Also, if you try to go up the stairs, you'll be blocked until you find the person. It is a little helpful though. It'll play a scream in the general direction you need to head in.
yeah, it's just aaron pitched up I think
No, on every level it does.
Yuppers
So like, if you don't know where the person is, you can find the stairs and you'll hear a scream in the right general direction.
tower of regret?
Well then, you'll just eventually die from the enemies killing you.
I wish
Tower of stupid mazes.
And you'll be lost forever in perpetual darkness. Although, sounds like the story of your life, so not too bad, no?
The tower of, basically, uh, like, nothing?
I know, I'm funny. I'll take my comedy prize now please.
The Tower of the Lucia Engine. Remember that thing?
You walk up the stairs, saaaaaaaaveeeeeeee
then, you supher
The tower of perpetual suffering.
Sounds like my kind of tower
Yup.
Every single level.
Get ready for big fun
LOL IKR?
Invading it?
Off to your right.
See?
XD
Ready to get lost in la maze de death?
Is that Aaron?
I what?
For some reason I did not think it was Aaron.
I would feel bad for saying that Paliden is worst game... Even though that actually is my opinion.
Because watching you suffer is funny and I'm a satist.
XD
Hahaha that'd be perfect.
I think the gate is the worst game. Story is trash, levels are boring and the only redeeming thing is like 2 of the bosses.
But that's just me.
karmela is sexy oh yeah I mean what lol
actually psycho strike is the worst of the games because there is 0 story at all
I think the Gate is better than this game in comparison, though I'm not a huge fan of the Gate either.
well it faked like it does but it doesn't
also that mad wich. do I have a type, erm...
Psycho Strike is one of my favorite VG Storm games.
Manamon is one of my favorites IMO.
Although once you've done what you did over the past few nights, it doesn't have much replay value.
It doesn't have to? Some games just aren't meant for stories. I like stories too but some games are just not meant for them.
Agreed.
manamon games then aac then the gate then strike then paladin is my order from loved to hated
You are lost in your own regrets, which will doom you to be stuck in this tower forever and ever.
Now if it tries and fails to have a story that's different, but some games just don't have them by design.
Yes you do have a story. it's called the story of your life.
I think adventure at c: is only beaten by the manamon titles. the story was actually kind of interesting. The only blemish on its record was the bad headset mic that aaron was using
Manamon is rough because a lot of creatures are just busted
Like, not viable to run with
Did anyone ever figure out how to cheat in Adventure at C: other than using the debug panel?
Oh hey americranian! I listened tot he 2014 blue coats drum corps international show today and wow wow wow
I love DCI!
Manamon has a lot more atmosphere for sure though. Like, ambiance, footsteps, all that.
My story is Gisitststddaflsrstsydjyxoccuoc
Athlon if you get a chance to see DCI live you should. It's so epic. Drumcores are loud AF
A gap in the left wall I think.
Yeh you go up and loop around
yeah I want to. not sure where any of them go
XD
They're on a schedule. It's always different per state. It was sick because there was a performance at my high school!
Will give you that, manamon is definitely the best for atmosphere.
that skream has a voicecrack in it
You missed a gap in the right wall
The item says waka waka waka.
Yep
Yes
mr. gorbochov, I mean mr baker, please tear down this wall
I love Paladin because the story is so so special.
I am a rat. I will bite you
Like very little of it actually makes sense. What did he smoke to write it?
And poison you.
I think he was about 15 when he wrote it is the issue
I'd still like to know how there's a dark tower in the fuckin' heaven or whatever.
Also I can't remember which but there's gonna be a room where you have to go right like 110 steps because the person is in the middle of the room. Just sitting there.
I think Aaron turned seventeen shortly after first releasing Adventure at C: according to one of the change logs.
Okay I think it's the next floor, not this one
Yeah it's like down 80 steps from the stairs and then just go right.
Yep you tap the arrow key lmao
Actually I thought it was floor 5.
Just time it.
It is 5
Wait is this F4? Sorry I just tuned in
Lol
It is
No this is F3.
It is
I think.
Press R
I wonder if you could get your coordinates in Cheat Engine and make it beep every time they change so that you can have makeshift footsteps?
No it's 4
Boom, bitch!
stop thinking and start killing
this is alt luss f4
Nah just tap the arrow. It's not hard. Like once per half a second or something.
Yes, Alt + F4. That's my favorite key to press once I start this game in particular.
XD
hey it's just like the heaven's winds dragon strike scroll but with arrow keys
lol inject code into a dll so when you press a key it speaks you're x and y
Oh god cringe
Yeh I just like being slower to make sure it registers. I remember spending 45 minutes because I miscounted running around the damn room
Yeah I think it's like maybe eighty steps forward then start going right.
Auto magically.
automagically I love it
Honestly, for later scrolls I wouldn't blame you because holy shit especially hell on earth postgame is just dumb. Things take like a minute to cast.
No, you want to go to the north wall, and go down 80 steps, then start going right.
In injector that detects rooms and coordinates and stuff so you can have ambiance and footsteps and actual fucking atmosphere would be dope.
No
F5
No, floor 5.
Sorry
Just keep up. It's ez. :)
yeah skill issue
lol document that injection process it'd be cool ti watch. I like to watch coding things.
That'd be peak perfection.
paladin live stream day 5 is claude making the injector
ahhahaa
Add your own footsteps
I think it'd be hard because angelscript boundary and such. I remember getting some crashes and some functions seemed massive so GL. Would be cool though.
I think you'd be the best person to make that, or one of the best anyway. Also, enemy pain/death sounds would be lit.
At that point we just remake paladin bro
hahahahah
You could creatively borrow concepts.
yeah,we could make reborn versions of all the vg storm games
Of course I miss footstep sounds, but I really miss ambiences. All of these areas just seem like ghost towns.
and that one isn't beeing sold
I actually would love AAC with a proper camera and hopefully no space key smash
Take Godot or something and do it
Well as I said, my next project is going to be a Psycho Strike concept clone, though obviously with a different story and all that so that people wouldn't get mad.
I would b/c physics is there. All is there. Audio is there.
will you need to find people to do the voice acting n stuff
rofl if he had been 4 days without water he would be dead right
Now we walk back. All the way back.
advenchure ad d:
Adventure at /
adventure at https://drive.google.com
Hahahahahaha!
because all of your storage is in the cloud now. Did you know that young kids don't even know how to navigate the file system tehse days
I mean D could be the postgame. You travel through your drives!
Yeah you have /bin, /etc, /root, /usr, /var, etc.
Also dude people who major in CS apparently can't unzip files or copy them to another directory.
What the fuck?
Oh yeh. I have been a teaching assistant for 2 years now and it's been depressing. Critical thinking bye bye
Can we merge some elements of Code 7 into AAC clone? I think that'd be sick! Like hacking and such.
gz bombs
XD
the paladin of the sky has been split up into a knight of the sky and a cleric of the sky.
I mean I'd say you should play Code 7 but it was never finished so sad
Right. It's this shit
80 steps down from north wall and to the right and pray
Yep and the person is just... in the middle
I already know what kind of story I'm gonna go for in my Psycho Strike clone. You're still gonna be a criminal, but a different kind of criminal. It's gonna be great.
Fuck knows why he can't just, like, you know, walk his ass out?
do something with cars
see this kind of map is the sort of thing that makes someone throw their computer out of the window.
I think psycho as a side scroller is super lame. Can we at least have topdown?
Get fucked
yeah i'm glad vg storm taught us that this kind of stuff sucks so we don't repeat their mistakes
There you go.
I think PS could have been better if he had done some platforming stuff.
I recently replayed Paladin. Got to Pierre and quit because got bored.
he also does this in the room where you have to find and katch Zognious
Okay but that room is much smaller
Manamon 1 mythical
I'm playing slay the spire 2
It's a manamon
I just had a super sick silent run. 4 elites in act 2. 2 prisms and only 1 rest between all 4.
what ascension
Not 10. I don't remember. Lemme check
I need to try sts2, loved the first game.
A8
that thing is great
I only have beaten ascension 0 with every char but the necrobinder, asc 1 with ironclad and silent so far.
Okay cringe time
Sorry to disappoint some of you, but unless there is an overwhelming objection to this, my concept clone is probably also going to be a 2D platformer.
Ya know it!
Was about to say. Here comes a cringy, cringy scene.
Good evening
Also you should try it. I did some pathfinding/marker work so you can jump/pathfind to elites and such.
Hey Matthew.
oh god...
This scene sucks
Yuck
how bastardly
Top- tier writing here.
he skipped it
Looookl
Also ross is definitely not a self insert.
Now c'mon. Aaron worked so hard on this writing!
Oh Ross, I want you to strip my clothes off near the river and give me the cream river. Please!
Save
if he's a self insert, then who is shauna
Creepier is that Shauna doesn't remember this kiss later.
Sorry, had to
Who says you can only have one self insert? The more, the better.
so he is in love with himself?
Rossremembers it but Shauna does not.
No comment.
Oh you did the fear tower challenge so just save before the house.
That'd make sense.
And if you like the way you look that much then you should go and love yourself
Hahahaha
Naw man. Surely not!
Yes
Ross has loved himself so much that the only thing that comes out now is galactic dust.
It's to the left; there's a person near the palace talking about her house iirc
LOL you finally found it when you weren't even looking for it.
hahahahahahahahahfosdijfaijfoiaw
do you wanna crash you're save and have no way to recover it?
I don't think he'd be interested in that.
fuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu Aaaaaaaaaarooooon
But yeh if y'all haven't tried STS2 you should!
LOL
Slay the spire 2
slay the spire 2
To the left of that I think
suck the soul is crazy
To the left and up
that's called the gate
9% battery power, low power mode Not charging
I can't believe Shauna doesn't even remember any of this. Terrible story telling.
30 percent 2 hours and 61 minutes remaining Unplugged
The gate is so funny
I wonder how simon learned all of lucy's dragon strike scrolls. my theory, he basically cut in to her brain after she died, because he engineered the explosion
there not actually there with him so she won't remember
It always felt really, really gross that he kisses her in a place she won't ever remember or know about it.
XD
Simon is Lucy's father!
Boom!
maybe all of this is in his head?
Simon being Loosy's father would make a lot of sense.
He knows, later he says like "Shauna's spirit was with me in heaven, but her worldly brain did not contain the events". So he knows.
don't be ridiculous
Yeh so Paladin of the Sky 2: "Ross, Ross", my mother asked? "Yeh mom? I'm ready to embark now! Sorry. I fell asleep and... and."
Although if it is true, he had a very very very minor reaction to his daughter dying.
no no, I mean this hole heaven bit.
Nope. Final shot
isn't this the final shot girl
You have to use final shot.
Oh and it randomizes after you cast it xdddd
It's random each time
Get ready to do it like 10 more times
I'd just speed hack TBH.
don't worry it does get stronger affter a while
Reload and slow it down?
I hate this crap.
Yeah it's a wonder to me how anyone could actually legit do this without speed hacking.
I did do it but I remember hating it like crazy
I can do it, but it's a bitch.
I can but it sucks
how does this dragon strike system work, is it based on rhythms or
Random beeps you press alt on
Yeah, and it's much tighter than most rhythm games.
it would be easyer if it was rhythm
This is one of 3 bosses to do this. The third is in the postgame though
And does something slightly differently
is it consistent timing for each scroll?
I love that it's called final shot, and yet you have to do it so many times.
Yes normally but not for final shot specifically
No? Only 2 bosses are random like this.
what's the reaction window for this
Yeh I realized. The third takes out all but one beep
like a quarter of a second.
Like 50 MS or something, maybe not even that?
Reaction window is pretty tight, less than 250ms I think
50 ms is impossible
It's not 50 ms
like straight up, I think the lowest measured reaction time for humans is like 90 ms and that's without audio latency from a computer
There's no way it could be longer than 50 MS. Maybe 100 if you wanna push it.
I play fighting games with per frame timings and I don't think so. I don't think it's 50 but I could be wrong
average human reaction time is 200
Bruh go buy him food bitch
It's normal
Yes it's normal.
Um woops you probably shouldn't be able to be there just now
Wait
lol you can't go back there after the next seen lol
Heeeey you're back.
I think you can go back one time after this scene
Yeah. Control room and imployees lounge have opened, and not for long.
B/C there's a guy who wants to talk to Kelly
You'll want to go there now and get whatever you can.
You have to go back later, control central is useless right now.
You'll have one more opportunity
Oh, maybe imployees lounge is later?
We're such backseat drivers
Yeah sorry Brin.
turn left!
It is, you have to go in control central after the dreams.
Yes. Employee lounge is a bit later when they need the key for the entry door
Enjoying the coinage?
LOL
They're in a different lounge no? Along western wall?
Wrong lounge then, that's in a lounge on floor 1.
Also check hidden lounge.
Hidden floor
duh
I remember this song
wait, why is there a band playing music if they're speakers all over the dam place
On the hidden floor, wing 1.
Your best bet is to do the floor 1 lounge then head to the wing.
Naw
Wouldn't it be awesome if every single one of your companions died?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
dies
My favorite is the sheer absurdity with 120 cabins and only 3 holding anything useful
If you want companions who actually matter, play Shadow Line.
Yep
Shadow line is super fun to speedrun. I think I had it down to like 4 hour runs.
I love Shadow Line. It's genuinely one of the greatest audio games of all time.
Lol you should probably save
I've never played it honestly.
Like, the story actually occasionally makes me emotional.
it's the closeest thing we have to zelda I think
Going to hidden lounge which imo is not worth it
Hidden floor
There's like 1k coins in there which is pocket change if you haven't gotten them already
It has some coins and stuff if you want them.
I know the story's not the best story of all time, but I have an affinity to it.
And once again, when you reach your cabin and go into a dream, be sure and get that dust as you'll never be back there again.
Duuuuude that hell is so so annoying
You stepped off the teleporter
The hidden area.
IDK you tell us.
That's about it. Not worthwhile to circle IMO
Is that it for the entire area?
Nope. THe pub has some good shit like that herb
You don't like coinage?
Not this late in the game, no
Timing matters?
Super valuable early game when they're like level 10 but now just a drop in the bucket
now that you have 3 of those you would have a better chance of cheating those erbs
12:21 AM
11:22 PM
Yeh I don't think Aaron would have issue with you remaking his stuff long as you don't charge for it, e.g., psycho strike or AAC clone. He might not officially endorse them but that's about all he could do.
It'd be like fanfiction. Like Harry Potter has Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality which is fairly huge and she dgafs
oh that is a good one
Nah you were on the right floor, 50 is on floor 3 but waaaay at the end.
Bro the gaming market is full of concept clones. Do you know how much flack Nintendo got after coming after Pal World? Nintendo wasn't even the original makers of that kind of game, anyway. Megami Tensei was the first.
Oh was that Gabriel's cabin? Oops lol
So why the hell were they in his cabin? Like what happened to his mom?
His momma's dead.
Okay this part sucks. Like actually sucks. It's long and you can easily get turned around.
LOL
It's not the worst part though, that has to be all the key fragment stuff
lol if you check the location it would say you are in hades. so technically, you're inside a greek god?
Yep. He's so hot
You don't get healed? What a scam!
Is there another dust?
Yes but later
No, I think right now you're in 12th floor of hades.
In all seriousness, what happened to Ross's mother? Like, she appears a few times, and then just yeets out of the fucking story. Like, Aaron may as well have not bothered to add her in.
Ross grew up. He don't need his mommy anymore. He got a girlfriend now
he demoted her to be a side character
And then a void character
I mean likely she's dead by the end of the story, so.
It can end two very different ways.
Like, I just kind of have to assume she's dead, but someone as big in his life as she should have probably been should have gotten some sort of closure.
Wait she comes back one more time
When he wakes up from the virus
Does she?
The alt ending is sadder, so pick which ever you want.
What virus?
Yep. She'll have like 1 more line
Paladin virus
Oh.
Flightmont.pal
If this makes you feel better this is the most annoying of the dream sequences
Just wait
You know, I think a story in which you play as the parent of a dragon halfling might've been stronger in some ways.
I actually think that Paladin, if written with some elements of outerwilds (like puzzle-nature of the time loop), would pop off so hard.
dam my net really doesn't like me tonight. shit is buffering like hell
Are you going back where you came from?
I don't remember where you need to go here sorry.
How so? @the stronger story thing.
@Dan Gero I think that's to you
because bordem
Because Aaaaaarooooon
Also you don't build the map. Bro literally hit random layout. I think I can get this by using binary space partitioning and cutting some hallways in random spots
Okay so how do we make Paladin more coherent? Like hypothetically brainstorming Paladin 2?
I mean, imagine a story in which the parent of a dragon halfling loses both their dragon spouse and their halfling child, and embarks on a quest to destroy the global society. Maybe goes on a villain arc in the process.
LOL
I just think you need to fix the 6000 plotholes. You could have a coherent narrative if you just got rid of all the heaven/hell stuff and fixed the plotholes and added more depth to the characters in a paladin 2. There's not no potential, this implementation just doesn't work very well in my opinion.
There needs to be a dragon strike scroll that says, "Find out where I'm supposed to be, move me 100 footsteps in the right direction, then tell me in what direction to head next."
Plot hole
LOL yes
Watch that's the right path lol.
What if Ross doesn't know he's a halfling and so makes friends with this nice Frenchman named Pierre and then gets used to install the virus onto the ship? Would be sick. Would have to be pretty early on and we'll have to rework the lore somewhat because I think they just know ASAP right now but would be fun!
Well, as fun as this has been, where actual fun is not guaranteed, I'm getting tired so I think I'm gonna call it a night.
Good night Saveson
Clap clap clap
XDDDD
Good night, and save save shave save shave shave save shave toothbrush!
I shall take over your duties until you return.
Hahahahaha
I think we're somewhere new now
That's for n00bs. We're better than that.
Make sure you save and shave your game, but most importantly, shave it.
Wait you haven't explored the other sides yet.
Do you enjoy?
Fuuuck you Aaarooon.
Are you make enjoy for big enjoy?
I dono I think Manamon catacombs are still the worst
They are
Agreed
You have 5 floors of that stupid shit
I know what your next game is gonna be
Manamon 2!
Perfect
Glad we're in agreement
Aaron thinks he's so clever with the fucking nonsense mazes and shit.
Nah I don't think he thinks he's clever. I think it's just lazy playtime filler
I generally consider myself pretty good at navigation, not to brag, and that stupid thing took me 4 hours to get through those 5 floors. That. Sucked.
In mazey maze hell
Yeah true, re: playtime filler. Totally doesn't make one want to rip their fucking hair out. Like honestly, you want good puzzles. Again, look at Shadow Line.
Completely OT but I want to play Lords of the Galaxy
I can't. It requires registration and it's discontinued so bye bye servers
Not for that one, sadly
Yeh
Honestly Brin, I'd deeply appreciate it if you could play through Shadow Line after Paliden. Show everyone what a true, fair RPG looks like.
Patch for all other VIP titles but not that one. Or at least nobody seemed to have it when someone posted a topic
Yeh. Fraid it's lost to time. One day I'll get the executable and patch the assembly
Does it not feel like a trip to the dentist's office?
Fuck no. Dude is gonna get tortured by a demon lord later. No thanks.
Rofl. So true
Alright NVDA remote and your listeners will find the way xd
Hahahahaha that's actually a great idea.
I mean the delay will be so bad but it'd be hilarious
You'd have to let someone on TT and silence them so they could hear it quicker I think.
What is it?
Might want to put it in chat
Can you paste that in chat?
masonasons.me mewpaladin
I don't see the addon in the store am I dumb?
Bub!1&$.9%hGI can't.
I can't, the lag.
If you don't send TT through, sure.
This is actually semi ok
Put tt in chat?
e
Oh god hold on.
I missed the port
masonasons.me default ports
What are the default ports lmao?
Is it 10333 or 1333?
PLS move me
This is so hard for me LOL.
mewpaladin
Brin that's not your keyboard, right?
Just spam save
XD
That would not happen
Hahaha I had to mute the remote. Good luck, Americranian.
Yeah. It's funny, I can hear Americranian's keyboard through his mic.
I don't think it matters, since TT isn't patched. I can only hear it because I'm here.
Why can't you?
If you don't care, I can turn my mic on, as long as I can't be heard. I'm not prepared to put on my stream voice.
Is it better or worse on TT?
On a scale from 1 to 10, how painful is this experience?
This is the best worst thing ever.
No, really? I'd never have guessed
lol
BTW, I was thinking of adding Team Talk as a source for Pub Streamer so that you can add VSTs to each person and they can hear your sources directly. I ultimately gave up with that, because trying to think of the logistics behind that was a complete pain in the ass.
Why would it? Couldn't you just route the voice chat thing through the stream?
If somebody else wants to add it, they can if they like. I'm not gonna waste my time with it.
dam man your still going?
This is chat plays Paliden.
no, I meant your still playing paladan? lol!
dam!
tomorrow is going to be the final day of psycho strike lelvel 100 lets go
nah, your good man.
I got all my weapons, but my cache all gone 200 left
shields and weapans
You should do more chat plays games for the LOLZ.
Chat Plast AAC
A A C
We won't be done by the end of tonight
Paladin's a lot longer
wait who's playing your game?
Ahahahahaahahah
oh gosh. so we're doing the same thing here. lol!
no he had to go around a wall
save
yeah!
lets go!
I disconnected rofl
Nah this area's not nearly as annoying
you've been here before
Okay that was 8/10
Peek cinema
It's the yamaha piano place
That was wild LOL.
Ready to eat bugs?
What could have caused this? Yo momma!
savey save save
BTW, do you remember how to play airhockey?
That's later
defend
Hahahahahaha OMG.
hahahahah
Lmaoooooo
what kind of battle was that?
anything you do with that enemy will kill it, including defend
Kelly has been reset to level 1. Get snipe, weakling!
fight the people
Save before each
15000 fucking damage?
Stabby stabby.
there are people
whatever you say dude
You gotta talk to everyone and then find the guy at the top, says Americranian on TT.
Sorry whoops I'll keep chatting here too
Hello.
XD
Oh hey, there is a dude.
Help! Help! We're being oppressed!
Hahahaha but I love opression.
No on stream, I said "whatever you say dude" and thatotakudude showed up
There's a guy on the northern wall I think
As I was saying though, the splinters give it a good flavor. Mainly, a salty flavor. Oh wait, that's blood.
Well they didn't save soooo
Not here did you?
Oh yeh you have to keep hitting him. You might be cooked
I love how Loosy calls herself your friend BTW, when you hardly even know her.
Rofl
Here's Ross' mom!
Her last line!
How TF does Ross know all this?
It's breaking the fourth wall
Hey I'm techy, how can I help you?
Nancy is fucking stupid.
she is
yes, you dumb fuck, it is your fault
Thrust his fist into his leg. Oh yeh! Some good thrustin'!
Hahahashaha
And now we never see his mom again
How about, before every single fucking person on the ship dies?
Okay control center time go go go
This is your last chance
Go into control center
Control center
Yes you need a treasure
All the way up
All the way up the stairs
It's in a door to your right
Now available with Mewnav, extra memory! For only $13.99 extra per month, they can remember where the previous locations are!
What?
Nah we can't afford that, too expensive
True. We'll crack it
Talk to the dude
Friday the thirteenth dollars.
Yup
yup
Talk to the dude
you say hi to the dude
That never made sense to me
That guy is weird, Kelly doesn't really need strength anyway
WTF
should give her defense
Why her specifically? Who is she, and more importantly, who is he, and even more importantly, how does he know her?
Yep go to the wing 1 now
then you go down down downy down down
XD.
You can take the teleporter at the top of each wing to zap to the botto
bottom*
down in multiple ways, down arrow and down some stairs
Take the teleporter back now
XD
Hey, the stairs turned into a door
How do stairs turn into a door?
maybe it's stairs down to a door?
Time to find 5 key fragments in a purely randomly generated maze. Yes. It's different every game fml
Ooo, shiny!
Wait, what? It is?
Damn you're getting lucky what the fuck
Yep it's random
Holy fuck!
WTF? I did not know that
That was amazing!
What areas are random
Absolute cinema
Huh?
The key frags
loool
There's treasures in this area
Puff on daht shit!
23
That's total
Random shit
I'm not 100% sure how many are in here but there are treasures in this area
I think down in the far corners
Hi hi
Follow the walls
Yo
I like huffing galactic dust and getting high off the stars.
I think there's more later I think thass it for here
Really? I swear there's something in here
You're thinking of the other area with Jaden's wedding ring and stuff
Is that the one with the cell phone and shirt and stuff?
Yep
AH, okay yeah then there
okay get through to the top of the room there's an optional boss fight
Do you think this game and other audiogames are worth playing despite us having a ton of mainstream games through mods? I never really played any audiogames and I'm wondering if I'm missing something.
Save
you'll see
I mean it's worth it if you want the cultural education
Time to commit murder!
do scrolls, you want to kill her fast before she boosts up
Ross is a fucking ass
I mean yeah, that shit was on the fucking ground abandoned. Finders keepers.
To be fair it was hidden and it was her's
Also this is so painful
How dare you cheat in your own singleplayer game you disgrace to the gaming community? Lol
Fair.
I usually do this with Shauna, way faster, she has much more strength
Although her health is ass if you haven't upped it
Shauna is the answer to anything past the Heaven sequence
Like she carries
That miiiiiight be a bit low
get the items
It's fine
This is probably what you get for abandoning your useless companions.
lol
Wait but Shauna is literally the best
I know but I hate companions.
I hate companions because I'm an asshole. LOL.
Lmao
She doesn't have her murder on demand big sad
Hello Gate Witch.
Yes
Yep it's a scroll
See? You want her
Oh yeh. You waaaaaant her
up her health and she's basically immortal
I know I want her.
You want Ross's boring as fuck love interest whose whole life is "to love ross with all of my heart"?
Now we know why Ross really likes her, right?
Cuz she's the bomb and can hit super hard and Ross is into that
LOL
Basically she's your primary now for 99% of the rest of the game
Oh yeah, Shauna. I love when you whisper sweet Giga Condela's in my ear like that.
The 1% is two boss fights in post game
MMM, Shauna, when we're next to that hard rock and you offer to murder on demand for me... aaaaaaaaahhhhh!
What the fuck happened to Libby there?
Paladin of the Sky... rated R
You can break it if your string of text is too long
Peek cinema past midnight
We're so immature, I love it.
I mean it does say they "have 3 wonderful children" in one of the endings so...
True
Wait. They were in the holding area. Need I say more?
LOL fucking perfection
There were some hard rocks... things were happening! Just sayin'. Thass how those three children came into being.
Wrong way
LOL
Play it on discord
Uh-oh, maybe you'll be in here for a while
Maybe Paladin reborn is you picking up from those 3 beautiful children and taking the Earth by storm!
Sorry, should have sent that in chat. For context, I said, what the fuck happened to the phasing?
I'd actually play that
XD
Is there a penalty for game over? Because if not you just kill yourself in the holding area
Want one of us to try and get you out? I'm still connected I think.
Also I'm not doing the nav via remote again. Dan it's your turn. Have fun with them tiny walls
This is arguably worse
Shadows of death or this?
Chat plays paladin part 2
Okay we actually need a chat plays series.
This is priceless
AAC is gonna be so cooked
Yes ahahahahhahahaha
I will totally watch
No you'll participate
Watch someone's going to complete it
Want me to try?
Okay hold on
He's still connected
We good
I'm competent. Trust
My TT is not working help
it won't connect, masonasons.me 10333?
No username or anything
They are, do I need a new version? I haven't updated this in forever
I'm on 5.15
You good
TeamTalk v. 5.16.1
No, I can go to it in a browser
Oh I got it
Clap clap clap clap clap
I had the encrypted server thing checked
Rofl
You're welcome
you better not lmao
LOL that was awesome.
I will explode
Entrance and exit time
That would be entertaining.
Also how bad was your lag Kaliah? Mine was like a solid second
BTW, you got all the timed treasures, right?
There's a door on the right side
Mine was like a second and a half
Eat the key card.
Yeah I'm used to lag, I'm doing everything from a hotspot these days
Bruh
I can't
I play rhythm games. Any lag kills you.
OMG I'm on hotspot too, that's probably why my lag was so bad.
Okay yeah rhythm games with lag would be a bitch and a half
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm frightened so let me attack you aaaaaaaaaa
Hahahaha
I always imagined them accosting you because you refused to answer their questions so they lose their shit
get the dust in here
So how is Jaden gonna get in?
If he doesn't have an employee card?
just kill one of the rogue employees and steal theirs, although, I don't know why we couldn't have done that
Or I guess it could also be Pierre
wait wait there's a dust in that lounger
lounge
sakjldfkjlkjlsdf
Clearly, he has no interest in life in general, if he'd threaten to kill Jaidon. I think Piare is just looking for an excuse to commit terrorism, regardless of who it's against.
It's on the right wall
Nah
The lag man. I'm not used to the lag
And also it's funny
That's a typo I think
You can always come back here
Up Shauna's health
That's in stats shop
Yes you do
No up her max
in the stats shop
Can you transfer coins?
yes
in the casino there's a guy
Casino
Right at the entrance.
Floor 1
Actually you can't come back there at a certain point, right? employee lounge will be blocked after the... event.
You can
no, it won't
Just control centra
Oh.
central
Control central and wing 5
Your new name is control centra
Just buy as much of that as you can
Oh yeah, delicious HPs!
Yeah you're basically immortal now
save
Yeh and there's a boss that if you beat with Gabrial gives you a fuckton of money you can transfer to Shauna. Like 400K coins
Cuz money
because why not?
Now do the key fragments again in under 3 minutes
Cuz that's how fast you did it last time
no way lmao
ow what the fuck?
Wait he hit her really hard wtf
What's her level?
Gotta love random gen mazes with no nearest unexplored space key like what Entombed has because Aaron is secretly one of thos Satan servants in disguise. LOL JK.
I meant randomly generated.
Which rooms are randomly generated?
These
This one. Oh ouch
hahahahahahha
A random encounter
Nah it's not shauna it's that enemy
Yeh that enemy is absolutely busted
that enemy does a crap ton of damage no matter who you are
it's not your fault
It's been a blast.
Next on chat plays...
Yeah this has been very fun, see you tomorrow
Yeah, fun times.
will be there around 7:30
Good game.
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