Take a seat, now!
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Uploaded by: island_love09
Upload date: 8/14/2025
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You lost every ounce of freedom you thought you had as soon as you clicked play
Uploaded by: island_love09
Upload date: 8/14/2025
You lost every ounce of freedom you thought you had as soon as you clicked play
Prime Minister Lord Zach - 08/14/2025
What if I want to be touched and what if I'm already your friend?
Xo Marianne - 08/14/2025
@ Prime Minister Lord Zach You don't count get off my post
G00N - 08/14/2025
hi fwiend
staticmaster - 08/14/2025
I wouldn't mind a new friend. welcome to the circle.
bscross32 - 08/14/2025
I'm old enough to be your father lulz
SweetDaddyRizz - 08/14/2025
I'll think about it.
Xo Marianne - 08/14/2025
@ SweetDaddyRizz Yeah so you have no choice in the matter. I was not asking for consent
GigaSound - 08/14/2025
I'm already your friend. And how dair you mix sounds in to your audio! Who do you think you are, Maulpaul? Gigasound? I heard those are two different people. It's like superman and clark kent, or batman and bruce wane. But shhh, you didn't hear that from me.
Who do you think you are, telling me to take a seat! Mase windu from Star Wars? Never mind, you wouldn't get that, before your time. Forget I said that. But erm, ahem. Anyway high.
JeffB - 08/14/2025
Hi friend.
keoku - 08/14/2025
cap
Khosro - 08/15/2025
I hope AI develops to the point that it can replace a human girlfriend, because the simping on this website is getting out of hand.
KLProductions - 08/15/2025
give me like 7 years to think about it
kezz.b - 08/15/2025
I have 0 obligation. I am a man who does what he pleases when he pleases and you can not control me. Get on my level. Try harder. Do better.
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@GigaSound You know what? You're right, and I should make an appearance on your server more often. As to the other stuff, mwahahaha
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@JeffB Hi 👋🏼
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@keoku Never that
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@Khosro Wait wait 🤣🤣🤣
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@kezz.b You trapped yoself when you clicked play foo
GigaSound - 08/15/2025
@Khosro If you think this is simping, then you clearly haven't seen the mainstream shit. Go ahead, find an instagram model, or god forbid a gamer girl! Yep, those get the most simpers. An asian gamer girl? Fucking give me! Nah but seriously a bunch of us are friends with her. don't know if you knew this but guys can be friendly with girls without trying to get in their pants. Actually scrap that, because a fuck ton of guys just want to get in pants. I've seen it way too often and it's sad and pathetic. Just make a move already, but do be careful, if your an adult hitting on an under aged girl it can look very bad and you can have wary wary beeg beeg problem, at least in the US. Stay safe and use protection!
Oh! and also? There are already AI girlfriends, just google it. Here, I'll provide you with some good sights!
I sware, if I get one god damned retort saying, "wow, how do you know about these! You must be a loser yourself ahahahahahahahahahahahaha cringe cringe cringe roflmao loser blindy reverts to AI to fill the void!" Then I will personally tear your anal lining out with a tuning fork and shove you bottally off the sears tower you angle mongering hoof wankering loon. The only reason I kno is because I stay informed. Besides,
kezz.b - 08/15/2025
@marriane you know you can just reply to people in the same comment? Just make a new line.
Also no I didn't trap myself. You're wrong.
@khosro someone is jealous :) :) :)
Prime Minister Lord Zach - 08/15/2025
@GigaSound, why are you so hot?
the space pup - 08/15/2025
yesterday was my birthday! I'd like to be your friend!
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@the space pup Happy late birthday 😁
@ kezz.b Well I'm kinda slow 🤣 Also that's not how you spell my name 😭
You keep interracting with me so you are in fact, trapped 😂 I really hope you're not taking me serious though, I'm just joking.
But aside from that hellooo friends 😁😂😂
kezz.b - 08/15/2025
It was my birthday 2 days ago actually.
@spacepup happy late birthday also @Marianne I dont take you seriously because you can't trap me.
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
Oh and forgot to mention...
I'm struggling to see the simping part in all this. I didn't know that saying hello also meant OMG I'll DO ANYTHING PLEASE LOVE ME 🧎🏼♀️
Either way, I didn't think this post would get that much attention 😂😂
Well off to sleep now bye 🥱
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@kezz.b Well happy late birthday to you too...
F. R. I. E. N. D! 😂😂😂
kezz.b - 08/15/2025
thx
GigaSound - 08/15/2025
@Prime Minister Lord Zach Because god made me in her image. Wait did I just say that. Ah well, nothing else to do now but thwack my morning wood against the bed post until it goes away.
Jim Pickens - 08/15/2025
I'm unsure weather or not i had lunch but at least i'm vibrating because i've consumed 7 shots of coffee. Isn't that great? Isn't life great? Man i love life, ok i'm gonna go wayst more of my time instead of using the coffee as a productivaty booster. byye!. P.S Haven i mentioned i love life, and coffee?
Jim Pickens - 08/15/2025
Also apparently actual simping needs to happen now so. "Hello femail of the human race, i would do anything to acquire a probability of information transfer via auditory Exchange. Please confirm whether this is possible so we may set up an appointment."
MichaelOs - 08/15/2025
I wouldn't mind someone inspiring themselves on this and making a supervillain who traps people into becoming their friend "oh no! you're not escaping from this, my friend. you're my friend now, and there's nothing you can do about it" the delivery is amazing, and honestly, it's one of the funniest audios I've ever heard in this morning.
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@jim_pickens That's a lot of coffee 😃 Also, that appointment can't happen. I'm wayyy into females, and my own boyfriend 😂
Xo Marianne - 08/15/2025
@ MichaelOs 😂😂😂
McOi - 08/16/2025
I can definitly take in a new friend 😀 👍. Am I actually supposed to write in here what I ate today? Lol.
VIPPotato - 08/17/2025
So I have a master degree in annoying people but keeping it as my secret weapon. I bet our friendship wouldn't survive that so better think twice.
Xo Marianne - 08/17/2025
@ McOi Yes 😡 Lmao jk but Im currious 😃 And yes I meant to spell it like that
@ VIPPotato Challenge excepted 😅