staticmaster 05/25/2026
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Uploaded by: masonasons
Upload date: 5/25/2026
Welcome, to the Chat Plays series! The idea is that chat will be given a game, an NVDA remote server and a Discord server/stream, and they will be tasked with seeing how far, or what insanity, they can get up to in a game!
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NVDA Remote details
server: masonasons.me
key: chatplaysseries
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do you ever plan to play remnant at some point
wait, who is that
who is that?
do you have an account on paudiobub
you crash your simbols and people get deffonified
yes I do
are you talon?
yes
I am me
who's this other dude
are you that dude on discord though?
yes
microsoft me through telephone
sappi 4
humane transformer
Hi hello. Just listening.
hi daniel the dangerous
XD
Need help?
wait if the stream lags by like 5 s then how do you even play
ah you gotta bring the challenge to the next level, where you have to play the game through NVDA remote only using the stream audio
cant get in to the remote session.
what's the server?
it says unable to connect to the reomote computer.
I wonder if having two people on the spacebar would let you kill faster
Hey
Wait it's not working? What happened?
big huge colon left paren
I still wonder why it caused my own NVDA to lag though, and it didn't get better until I disconnected.
This has been the definition of major ouch.
BTW, I'm not sure if you knew, but your chat reader doesn't come through the stream.
I think that's related to the use my sign in info setting at sign in.
Test
Yeah, because it actually temporarily signs you in, then locks.
Hey Brin can you use the wonderful Microsoft Willium Australian English voice? I know how much you love it, after all.
LOL beautiful
That's my favorite stage music of the 3.
Omg that makes me happy lmao
How do you know? Might be a special kind of jump. Jumping in style!
Hahahaha!
Do you want me to try to connect too or wait?
Maybe tomorrow we could do chat plays Kitchinsinc games?
I think it's because of the default system voice.
David is 16 bit on SAPI5.
I know why. Mike is at a different sample rate I think from your default system voice.
Oh that'd be 11.025.
Let's see if you can do better than... oh. Welp
Hi
Should I connect now or wait? How many do we have?
XD
My name is Landon btw
What if you got one of those shadow gaming boxes and allowed a bunch of people to connect to that?
Also I remember this game
nice
Did you post the remote key somewhere?
No worries.
Lol how many people can be connected to the remote?
Do you mind if I try?
Thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk
Lol Nvda is broken Nvda remote xd
Yeah if you could limit connections that might help.
I'll let whoever's playing that play right now, I don't want to break it.
I've not used Nvda remote to play a game
Ahahaha happy accident that the irl on the description is now wrong huh
I'm going to head off stream for now, you guys take kare
Holy crap that still exist?
I remember jump from like 14 years ago ahaha
Look at all those corrupted files!
Is that a corrupted copy of notepad.exe I see in there?
oo this is cool
yo chat how do I join this thing?
oofage
parsec perhaps
rdp couldn't work?
You can't use RDP because that locks the main machine I believe.
best idea. Make your own!
its not that inaccessible, man I've used a mac with it before, cuz a friend gave me access and I navigated it just fine?
no I mean I controlled a mac through windows lol
who ever remotes in make sure to jump into that secter
or do it that way
go back to that sweet sweet secter
then
just walk a few, ahem time over? to, the right?
oh god someone's watching you!
also who's with if you don't mind me asking?
list chat
meow
ok what did I miss
you must jump into the secter and it must be a remote person who does it! then the challenge completes!
no but like imagine if that was achievement? that would actually be a bit, kind of whiled
if you know beforehand who should join you, you could also do moonlight with sunshine clients. I use those all the time and love them
moonlight? what is that
open source super low latency remote desktop
he had to add the god damn!
sunshine is the server and moonlight is the client. cross platform. Use it to use my computer from the phone all the time. It's fantastic
no sadly you do have to pair people
man I'm still surprised that jump is still around
ahh the sweet secter is back, omg
challenge complete
you get no reward btw
moonlight latency is so low it's better than parallels emulating windows on the mac. It's kinda sad.
kill the zip bombs
a bow. a club. a mace.
so, like what are they labeled bomb.zip or like zippy.bomb, or bomb.zip. Or my kids.zip because she has to protect her files?
man this low quality mike reminds me of the old soundmud
when in dout, pull ut the laser!
my downloads
oh yes
To enable sticky keys, please pour the coke on the keys.
boop. beep. bap.
wait viruses! I've got a desktop jump, or jump desktop popup. let me take care of it before your death
LOL
dude theat space bar is so delayed
Someone hit control to prematurely end it.
Ctrl key
Changeable in the options.
fail! Fail!
LOL I love that the virus runs left and you try to catch it by running right chat.
lol even with help you got cookied, chat
na it was your fault
XD
did you say ossifer?
what the fuck is an ossifer
Holy shit that was fucking lit!
Hahahahahaha OMG that was fucking great.
yeah let the driver take over the driving
closer now, closer. Oh my god my zip files. No
dude after this if you fail I, um
I have no words
There should be a remote program which is designed specifically for this purpose LOL.
but see that's the challenge! don't navigate and let them fight!
hahahahaha
Hahahahaha OMG!
oh you know the best part? this! why did you jump! no! I didn't. yes you did! no! I, did not!
You can do it! I have faith in you!
thanks for carrying my legacy by jumping into remote secters
WTF was that?
step on the teleporter
for the stream! do it for me. I mean the stream!
Teleport ati on pad.
what are you
emwhahahahaha
I think there might be too much lag for this.
Careful of the upcoming sector.
kill it
Nope, he has to hit that pad for the country person to be happy.
Woe what's up with the jumps
na he's gonna come back. he has his beautiful eyes said on you, see
Nice!
LOL who's pressing Ctrl?
You have to jump to catch up to the boss. Jump right.
zipbomb thrower
what would a nuclear zip bomb be like
reasonable use of battery power
How goes?
Lol
How is the log?
Lag
health!
Yeah remember that knife only has 1 range in either direction.
well since all we're doing is jumping, I think that is a reasonable choice
why did I think you were gonna make your own I was about to chat it too, lol
Holy jump, batman!
what the actual
OMFG that was insanity!
Prepare to do the virus running challenge all over again!
You can do it!
I am unimpressed. This boss is not that difficult.
You can do it!
No, left
Nice job!
30 minutes later,
Hahahahahaha 16 minutes!
Don't go for pictures next. That's gonna be much harder.
Buy lives
I am awaiting the inevidable moment where you die.
Hahahahaha
You, just died, to, a cat.
lets go cat w cat
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You died to a cat!
you realize you should just spam knife and not try to jump around right? The knife stuns them for enough time to get another hit in.
Stab the kit cat.
You gotta shoot the birdy, shoot em and shoot em good
put a bullet through his ass, and turn him into gas
You fell for the trap item, haha.
Well, I'm not really. I'm just being sarcastic.
I know how badly you can make someone rage!
paliden of the sky with dragon scrolls, through remote
Here's a random test chat, and if your reader does not read it, you will never know it exists.
The ambience to me sounds like an office with paper and a weird machine
mew
meowing time
I am sad. You missed all my snarky comments, and yes, I think you land on the teleporter.
Rofl
That, was awesome!
haha ha ha
nice job the glitch pic
Welcome to glitch death time.
you need to use the laser on it
Na you can stab but you gotta be quick.
If I ever played this game again, I'd use an auto clicker, because otherwise I'd break my space bar.
I think you gave me that thing actually
Oh, I know what happened, the enemy was in that position because it moved there when you landed last time, and he doesn't reset when you die.
why are you walking around
lmao bloodwar
you got spawn dropped, by a cat... the same cat that absolutely murdered you earlier by the way.
he wanted to join the virus in the pit
I think you were the other bird that was killed by your own stone
That's one way to kill a bird, I get, I would think think the bird could fly out though.
So why didn't the NVDA remote work?
Well it's probably not designed to throw keystrokes from 5 people at a computer. Computers are suppose to have one, maybe two keyboards in use at a time.
idioto
When you land, just spam the knife, that'll do it, he'll go to you.
how eird was that to record I wonder
LOL rip. Did you jump when you landed?
Use the laser next time.
the glitch pic soudns scary as hell though
No, the level reset. You're fine.
well don't die now because he's waiting for you
nope. chat plays rhythm doctor
There are three of them over there. I said use laser.
shoot em with the laser
you kill them1 you just kill them
You never used the laser.
You can't jump both of those, impossible.
Okay, I need to go to bed. This was definitely hilarious, and, well, wow.
I have an urge to return the laser bolt to his bolthole
I can try to beat that part for you real quick first though if you actually want help with it.
o my god
How much lag do you want?
And what's sotpping you from connecting to nvda remote?
lmaolmaolmaolmao
You, freaking, landed on top of it.
best memorial day gift ever
You can do it with the knife, just charge him swinging, do, not, jump.
it charges only when you don't have it wielded
Oh the boss is gonna reck you.
the laser also slowly discharges when wielded.
Alright, on that note, I am headed to bed.
chat cheats. aac
just go into my videos. press right arrow to grab the extra life then close out
no it's intentional
go ask young aaron baker
why is this happening
a sivere case of bad luck for him
ok time to ready the laser!
are you sure it's 6 it might be 5
Mew: you have plenty of extra lives: proceeds to lose all the lives
this is the boss level. You can only jump on these platforms
you jump and knife them
for the boss level here you have to use left alt to pick up bombs and throw them into the pit
hahahahaharoflf
Have we never played AAC before?
You cooked
damn, you could have used the bits
You know, I've been working on a save, I'm thinking of after each stage, upping attack and defense before moving to the next one, so that by the time I get to Windows, it shouldn't be as bad.
you'd have to up your attack and defense by quite a significant amount for that to work though
like, 50 or 60 each
Ah gotcha.
I hate this stage.
Good evening
oh, this should be good
I hate this level
mostly error
why does the tts sound like complete ass cheeks?
wait, did I here ass cheaks or was that my brain playing a trick
no, ass cheeks
rofl
bug?
god fucking job bro hahahahahahahahah
Okay chat what we doin'?
chat weh deh gwon?
type like that again and I will kill you at kalahami
someone go jump in a secter or die by a virus for fun
you will also be killed
riiight? weh deh gwon
lololol ahahahahha
kitsune wanna kill me more? Good fi you bwai ahem anyways
sigh...
yeah bro I found it on the streats
set knife range to 200 then kill everything
you're welcome
see, I don't know how that works, because I only see some values. I'm concittered a pleb at cheat engine
tutorial on the spot? lesgo?
you're a pleb in most things @kalahami
skissue as they say
yes I want ot help
to
that sounds fun
ok that would actually be fun to listen to not gonna ly
ableton dub step or something cool
seddy you stream yourself making a thing in abletin, show the plebians
noooooooooo
I actually didn't sorry
lets eat while watching this stream I guess. Preparing your order
On time11:18 – 11:30 PM
the tipicle chicken. Also I rarely order. I'm not doing it like every day. Parents will like, lets just say not like that
mew what in the all that is the world are you doing, like weh deh gwon fam
ay bro slide me some
mew. I just got an idea that you could have never thought of! make an nvda addon to make cheat engine accessible! yes!
lmfao
what the heck is that
how do you do this?
I forget how to fix this. you probs have to change when you're not a stage but that's probs wrong
that shortcut doesn't work
how is it the the oldest game he makes can't be cheated easily and as we get more modern its easier
freaking cheater, you!
your save file has now been marked for deletion, I mean cheatation.
lmao cooked
I think location is hardcoded no?
booo?
by by
I like watching programs crash to learn about function names
but I haven't ate my chicken, darn oh well
heeheehee
na he said slide it over so im trinna give some through the stream from the stream to him
yeah for real
na but seriously gn and sleep well
bie
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Jonathan859 - 05/26/2026
So how is ensured noone else connects while one plays and messes up their stuff? You should probably randomice the keys for each player.
Talon - 05/26/2026
the idea was to have multiple people playing the game at the same time. At least at first.